i've got so much to give today.
but i don't know who to give it to.

doris has gone shopping - there's a sale at MFI, which i find very unusual.
and she heard that knickers were down at kwiksave.

if there was a sale at the old jokes shop, i'd be there like a shot.
i'd quite like to buy that one about the man who goes to the doctor and says he keeps thinking he's a pair of curtains - then the doctor says 'well, pull yourself together'.

but i couldn't get to the shop, even if there was one.
kev the chauffeur has got the day off.  he's gone whippet fancying, and the more i think about it, the less i like the idea.

so here i am - bursting.
i need an outlet for my energy and general high spirits.

but what should i do?

i'll let you know what i got up to - later ...