i've got visitors tonight.
these two ...
yes, cherie and tonie.
they were a bit late because cherie had just reached the finals of the isle of britain gurning competition.
she was pipped at the post by a woman who could pull her bottom lip right over her face, and still sing jerusalem while drinking a glass of water.
tonie was beaten in the most virile ex prime minister contest by john major.
so they were in a fine mood, as you can imagine.
though as my little snapshot shows - at least tonie managed to smile while not looking at the camera.
though this was because doris had just mooned at him from the passenger window of her royal vauxhall astra.
as we chatted over the potato hash vol au vents, tonie confirmed rumours that he was now advising gordon the brown on how to win the next general election.
apparently the strategy is that gordon will resign to make way for alastair darling, who will lose the next general election.
gordon will not be responsible for the defeat.
and the opposite of losing is winning.
therefore, gordon will win.
clever, eh?
still, we'll see how clever he is over a game of shove ha'penny after i've plied him with a few beers.
if i pick up any more nuggets of information, i'll be sure to pass them on.
night night.
sidejump
did you check that he bought a ferry ticket?