here are the results of the elections for the isle of kevin council:

boris livingstone (free loaders)  16 votes
gordon the brown (downhill fast) one vote (spoiled)
chris x (nice try party) 425 votes
king kev (free drinks party) 55,648 votes

and i declare that king kev is julie elected to the position of king, president and chief traffic warden of the isle of kevin.

i further declare that mr x is banned from all future elections on account of the fact that people were fooled into putting crosses next to his when really his only policy was to stop gordon the brown's attempts to gain a toehold on the isle of kevin after his dismal showing at the isle of britain.

i have rejected demands for a recount, even though more votes were cast than there are people on the island (including babies and idiots).

king kev would have won anyway.
well done kev.

signed
king kev
returning officer