wonder why that is ...
perhaps he was just being introduced to boris johnson?
or tony blair had just rung to say he'd put a fiver on the tories winning the next general election?
anyway, all is not lost - i've offered to be his personal advisor for the next few months, so he can regain public confidence.
his new policies will be - tax the rich to subsidise the poor.
er... that's it, really.
he might not win the election, but at least he could bow out with some dignity.
chance'd be a fine thing.
