brown
he doesn't look well, does he?
wonder why that is ...
perhaps he was just being introduced to boris johnson?
or tony blair had just rung to say he'd put a fiver on the tories winning the next general election?
anyway, all is not lost - i've offered to be his personal advisor for the next few months, so he can regain public confidence.
his new policies will be - tax the rich to subsidise the poor.
er... that's it, really.
he might not win the election, but at least he could bow out with some dignity.
chance'd be a fine thing.