apparently, the isle of britain, with its general manager gordon brown-overalls, spends £33 billion a year on defence.
this is about £10 billion more than china. (i have to admit i don't know anyone in china - they're a miserable lot, haven't invited me for a state visit, or even turned up for one of my bingo nights).

so could i suggest that you unfortunate people on the isle of britain should start asking why your teeny country has such a high opinion of itself?
what are you defending yourself against?
fear of invasion from the isle of kevin? switzerland?

just think, you could save £10 billion, and still have enough to win an arm-wrestling contest with china.

£10 billion!
that's almost enough to bail out another bank.
must write a terse memo to gordon brown-overalls.
he used to be the isle of britain's bank manager didn't he?