let me say straight away, i do not like tesco.
i do not like their smug adverts in which 'every little helps' ... their enormous profits.
and multi-millionaire celebrities read out rubbish about how you can buy bacon for five pence, or whatever.
i like them even less after discovering that there are 121 postcode areas in britain, and from next month, when tesco opens new stores in the western isles, the orkneys and shetland, the only postcode area without a tesco will be harrogate.
i must get my staff to arrange a meeting with tess and co to see if they would be interested in closing their store on my island.
or renaming it kevco, perhaps.
well it's either that, or move to harrogate.
them i mean, not me.