what's that doing in my kitchen?

a soppy woman said she was shocked when she saw this on her kitchen floor ...

it probably only came in because there was food on the floor.
she should clean up more often, i say.

and anyway, why should she worry.
i got home from a state visit and found doris on my kitchen floor.
but did i complain?
did i hec.

21 Comments to what's that doing in my kitchen?

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- jackfrost ^Pro
- 2008-04-23 @ 16:37:34
Thats because your a true pro kev!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-23 @ 17:57:45
  i think i know what you mean!
  cheers jack.
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- jenray ^Pro
- http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
- 2008-04-23 @ 18:11:08
Hey, Kev, can you answer this...I've changed my email address and want to see if BCUK's email notification gets through to it...big hugs...XX
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-23 @ 18:19:36
  hello jen - are you receiving me, over?
  
  xx
  - - jenray ^Pro
    - http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
    - 2008-04-23 @ 18:31:59
    Yes, yes, yes....at last....went loopy and tried to answer the notification I was so pleased to see one and got it returned saying unable to deliver to info@blog.co.uk....HLOL...hmmm...now I've put my brain cells back in place, I won't be stupid enough to try that again... Big hugs..XX
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- deana24
- 2008-04-23 @ 18:32:33
How did it get through the cat-flap?
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-23 @ 22:59:08
  well, that's the thing - silly woman just left the door open.
  imagine the draught!
  - - deana24
    - 2008-04-24 @ 08:15:26
    Well that's just asking for trouble isn't it. She's lucky she didn't get a rampaging elephant dropping by.
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- tylluanpenry
- 2008-04-23 @ 21:20:14
Are their any alligators on the Isle of Kevin? Just wondering.....
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-23 @ 22:59:56
  i did notice a large hole in the skirting board, now you mention it.
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- PrincessFiona
- 2008-04-23 @ 23:53:50
ahhh those crittters ! always sneaking into the kitchen
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-23 @ 23:57:41
  HELLO princess!
  how are you??
  so good to hear from you again.
  xx
  - - PrincessFiona
    - 2008-04-24 @ 00:05:34
    Halloooooo!
    
    Princess Kevyn is back from her hibernation!
    
    its going to be a great summer
    - - kevinwilson ^Pro
      - 2008-04-24 @ 00:07:40
      yeah!
      i've saved you your usual villa by the sea.
      the one with the butler who looks like johnny depp.
      
      x
      - PrincessFiona
        
        2008-04-24 @ 00:15:26
        
        aaah ! did you say Johnny depp???
        
        *rushes like the jet to the isle and bat eyes at the butler*
        
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- EllieGant
- 2008-04-23 @ 23:57:31
You're lucky to have such a dedicated cleaner as Doris. And what food was that, exactly, by the critter and why had he/she arranged it in a pattern?
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-23 @ 23:59:04
  it's interesting that the alligator decided not to eat it, thus proving what a bad cook she is.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
- 2008-04-24 @ 01:11:49
I rather take Doris than that alligator!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-24 @ 10:13:55
  difficult choice though!
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- Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro
- 2008-04-24 @ 12:30:26
Excuse me....but I can't get email notification anymore and I don't want to change my address...what's going on? Can you ask Jen?
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-04-24 @ 12:34:36
  there's a message about this on your myblog page under the blog.co.uk news tab at the top of your friends posts section.
  hope that helps xx
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