some teachers on the isle of britain are having a day off tomorrow because they want a pay rise.
what a strange concept!
here on my island, teachers are very happy people, satisfied with the pleasure of rearing our young.
and mindful of the fact that if they complain, i put them in detention.

here's how school works on the isle of kevin.
school opens at 8am so that parents can come and join in the school assembly with their little darlings before they rush off to
the mfi sale, or work.
all children and teachers wear school uniform...though i do allow them to wear different sizes, you understand, on account of the fact that some children are bigger than the teachers.
teachers serve school dinners and join in the games at lunchbreak.  they do seem to enjoy spin the bottle, i have noticed.

school ends with an afternoon assembly where teachers report back to parents and pupils on the day's work, everyone gives a round of applause for good work, and a nasty stain on the record for poor performance. three stains and you're out...teacher or pupil.

teachers are paid 52 weeks of the year, for working about 35 weeks, so they tend not to go on strike for more pay.

seems to work, but what do i know?

please note that any protest letters from teachers will be ignored.