nine out of ten people didn't look at me when they were talking to me today.
why was that?
i'll tell you.
it has to be because someone was permanently standing behind me holding up a sign saying 'free mars bars'.
not that they've been imprisoned for dental decay offences, but that they are being given away.
it's the only thing that can account for the fact that everyone was looking over my shoulder.
they smiled, they laughed, they chatted - but always at something just over my right shoulder.
how can you not look at someone when you're having a conversation?
unless there's a free mars bar in it.
YOU'RE DOING IT NOW!
I SAW THAT.
YOU LOOKED AT SOMETHING ELSE ON YOUR SCREEN.
DIDN'T YOU?
anyway, tomorrow - i'm going to jump around a bit when i'm in a conversation.
wherever the other person looks, that's where i'll jump to.
if we all did that tomorrow, we could probably tilt the earth's axis and send the planet spinning to destruction.
a small price to pay, i think.
sidejump
Now that I would like to see. Jumping Kevin
Met that a lot in my life...somebody once said to me...do you know you never look anybody in the eye when you talk to them...I did know that...every time I tried to do that I blushed tomato red and wanted to curl up and die or the ground to swallow me up...acutely self conscious when young...not anymore...big hugs...XXX 
