it was kev the chiropractors last day today.
he's manipulated my vital organs for the last time, sadly.
i can't tell you how much i'll miss him.
because i won't.

my spine has got more kinks than a sixties reunion.
my neck is so cricked i can see round corners.
i'm almost certain my liver has been relocated but i'm damned if i know where it's gone.

be warned, he's moving to the isle of britain.

anyway, i had to make a farewell speech at his leaving party.
the atmosphere was a bit dampened by the fact that all the guests were stretched out on the parquet floor, trying to get some relief from their back pain.
the receptionist would bend over backwards for you, and it looks like she has.
and kev himself was so busy massaging his statistics, he wasn't paying any attention.

it even looked like he'd manipulated the vol au vents.
at least mine had finger marks on it.

good riddance, i say.

so there's a vacancy, if any of you want the chance to rearrange my organs.
free villa by the sea.
but you'll need a steady hand.
and a warm one.