healthy eating

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healthy eating

by kevinwilson ^Pro @ 2008-02-15 – 17:12:52

amazing how healthy everything is.
why, only today, i bought a bag of chewy crap things for my dog - the sort of thing you'd use to sole your shoe -
only to find it labelled as full of vital omega 3, and vitamins.

my lady in waiting served me in bed this morning and whispered that i really should eat all
my corn flakes up, because they are good for you.
what utter tosh.
they're full of sugar and chemicals. the milk you pour on it is full of fat.
so how can that be good for you, i breathed.

i think i made my point because she then gave me a full english.
have you ever tried one of those?
now that is good for you.
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- jackfrost ^Pro
- 2008-02-15 @ 17:32:30
so what did the crap things taste like then
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-02-16 @ 10:34:29
  they're all right - i gave the dog the cornflakes.
  - - jackfrost ^Pro
    - 2008-02-16 @ 10:38:37
    yeah to know what the dog experiences when it eats it's food you need to lick your bum just before you eat...
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- Angelwishes
- 2008-02-15 @ 17:39:36
Your dog will be bouncing off the walls with all those vitamins!!!!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-02-16 @ 10:35:03
  she doesn't need any help in that direction - she's crazy enough, thanks!
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- roisini
- http://roisini.blog.co.uk
- 2008-02-15 @ 20:53:10
you sole your own shoes? even if you didn't do it with dog treats, that's not very kingly
x
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-02-16 @ 10:35:40
  oh no - i have people to do those menial tasks for me!
  
  (i wish...)
  
  xx
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- EllieGant
- 2008-02-15 @ 20:54:56
Swap with the dog. I bet he/she doesn't care if cornflakes are bad for you.
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-02-16 @ 10:36:10
  she loves them.
  well, she loves anything edible.
  except curry.
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- Miza-T
- 2008-02-15 @ 22:27:09
Oh yeah, sure.... Bacon fried in oil , the fat from the bacon is not enough to make you feel good. And the fried egg! Not fat, not at all. And the chemical conservants in the can of beans! mmmmmmm....Did I miss something here? Oh yes English breakfast is super healthy

Since when milk is fat? That thing we buy is not even milk,it's pure water, mind the fat

xx
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-02-16 @ 10:37:58
  it's the most delicious health food ever!
  you're making me hungry again now!
  
  xx
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-02-16 @ 12:21:37
you ate a full english man? you greedy cannibal you!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-02-16 @ 13:25:10
  it was all right until i got to the rump steak.
  and i couldn't eat the giblets!
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- Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro
- 2008-02-17 @ 23:31:21
If lady in waiting had got into bed...sat on you and shagged you senseless whilst pressing her breasts into your face....after you had eaten aforementioned cereal...well..of course they're bloody healthy!!! How else do you get the stamina without Viagra!!!
have you learnt nothing from me!
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