i was proud to perform the official opening of my island's latest attraction - a once in a lifetime
slide for the lovely little children to enjoy during their summer holiday.
don't want the darlings to be bored, do we?
i have also instructed the proprietors of kev's krazyland to allow people in wheelchairs to have the chance
to enjoy the experience - in the interests of equality of opportunity.

(i do realise i'm going to be in big trouble for that comment.)

anyway, it's perfectly safe - there are plenty of sharks in the sea to cushion the impact.

 playground