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@ 2007-10-10 – 20:29:26
i kid you not...in the last three days, i have had more than 100 emails which have avoided my anti-spam software, and ALL of them are offering to make my penis bigger.
i'm not insecure about this, at all.
BUT WHY ARE THEY PICKING ON ME??
JUST HOW MUCH INFORMATION DO THESE COMPANIES HAVE ON PEOPLE??
WHAT HAPPENED TO DATA PROTECTION??
,,,er...anyway...i don't need any help. well, not much.
OptimisticCynic
kevinwilson
Pro look...i told you i'm perfectly alright.
(yeah, i did try that and banged me nose on the floor)
OptimisticCynic
Ah, OK. I won't try that then. Let me know when you find something that works.
pwilliamson
Thinking about your problem have you had a recent falling out with a girlfriend?
Sounds to me that someone has let the cat out of the bag
kevinwilson
Pro I TOLD YOU I HAVEN'T GOT A PROBLEM!
(much)
you did'nt perchance take up the offer of pass this onto a friend and get 10 quid. i have got loads addressed to Commander Frost???? was it you.....PS the 5 th one might work...hhrrmmmm g.nite:wave
kevinwilson
Pro i know i asked you to stay alert, jack, but...
smitty1247
Kevin, you are just unlucky today.
kevinwilson
Pro i knew i could rely on your support, sarge.
charlie007
I have been getting those "make your member bigger" emails for at least the last month, probably longer and at least 5 each day.
And I dont even have a dumbstick.....
kevinwilson
Pro i'm going to start replying to them all.
see if they want to come round and see for themselves!
anyway, waddya mean - dumbstick?!
Used to get them on my hotmail account.
Don't get them anymore 
kevinwilson
Pro i'll send you some of mine if you want.
playwrite27
Hey, I get them too...which you have to admit, is kind of waste of time, don't you think?
kevinwilson
Pro like you, i hate spammers.
i want to shoot them all!
jenray
Pro They're not picking on you, Kev, I've had them as well for months...I should have the largest penis on the block if I'd used all their offers...it would be dragging along the perishing ground by now...they're a damned pain in the butt...I've only got rid of them because I've changed my Broadband provider...that's probably the only way you can do it...they're dead sneaky as well because you can't filter them out using a message filter facility...
kevinwilson
Pro grrrrr - wish i could invent a counter virus that infects them and is terminal!
jenray
Pro 
Luvverly modern world we've got....
... stop browsing on the adult sights then,
haha!
Actually even in the corporate offices, almost 90 % of our e-mails are as you mentioned, although our automatic scan anti-virus classify them right away as spams so recycling bin they go!
I've got discount Viagra you want some?
kevinwilson
Pro thanks - i don't need it!
does your tits in doesn't it?
kevinwilson
Pro yep
tylluanpenry
Pro See if someone will send you a remedy to make your legs longer and all will be well....
kevinwilson
Pro
that's the best suggestion i've heard all day!
Disgusting and terrible . . . . you don't happen to have any links you can pass to me, do you? Ummm . . it's for a friend of mine. Honest. Lol.
kevinwilson
Pro
certainly not!
however, if you like, i'll send doris over.
i'm sure she'd like to help!
Lol, it's funny but my ex used to get LOADS of those too and she never ever wanted a penis.
kevinwilson
Pro is that why she is your ex?
(sorry! couldn't resist that cheap remark)
sarahgroovy
my last boss used to get a few hundered every day so you should think yourself lucky
kevinwilson
Pro that might be because he kept replying to them all, though!
(only kidding)
timekillingkid
Maybe we should trade spam. I'll swap you the penis enlargement emails for the ones I keep getting for Cartier and Rolex watches.
kevinwilson
Pro yeah - i'd be happy with that. thanks.
i always wanted a decent watch.
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Have you tried hanging weights from it?