i am writing, producing, directing and wearing sunglasses indoors, as we prepare for a blockbusting production of Meet the Bloggers.
Nine of the eagle's friends have so far agreed to act in this drama, but there is space for more, so let me know quickly if you want a chance to resurrect your career on stage, or maybe start a new one.
television and film producers are beating a path to my hideout in the floodplains somewhere deep in the heart of england.
the clock is ticking.
the script is under preparation.

juicy parts are on offer, if you know what i'm saying.

so - the vacancies are for...

a student
a teenager in love
a kindly grandparent
a cool dude with attitude
a person who is angry about everything
a gossip
a spammer

the cast list currently includes charlie007, menomama, mermaidstale, lindow, ramblingchris, munzly, marvo, laspice and grumpus.
they are busy rushing around blogland striking poses, calling everyone darling and going 'mwah' a lot.

if you would rather be selected by the casting couch route, my only condition is that you are female, have recently had a wash, and you don't mind waiting.

*we welcome applicants from all backgrounds, sexual orientations, and do not discrimate against anyone for reasons of stupidity, ugliness or not living in england.  though anyone who supports chelsea can just forget it.