seems to be a bit of debate going on among the members of the Blog Ladies Club about pubic hair.
but what about the chaps?  what about our short and curlies?

it hit me that there's a golden opportunity for someone here.
so i've applied to go on the next series of dragons den with a new range of men's toiletries ...
BUMFLUFF.

the range includes ...

  • a topiary kit with instructions on how to trim your dangly dufflecoat into interesting shapes
  • mini curling tongs with cigar lighter attachment, so you can put the curl in the curlies, while waiting in a traffic queue
  • a pubic hair dryer and quick setting gel so you stay in perfect shape
  • a mirror on a stick so you can see exactly what you've done (this useful gadget has many other potential uses)
  • and, not forgetting the back entry, flexible arse scissors so you can reach round and trim for that just-plucked turkey look
  • a miniature brandy to steady your nerves (for first time buyers only)
  • a pack of six mini bin liners for your sweepings and clippings
  • a hovermower and scythe for those heavily overgrown customers, and...
  • an I'M A PUBIC PREENER badge to wear on your next date so your partner knows you spend a lot of time down your own trousers
PS - i've just had a phone call from the producers.  they want me to go for an audition and i'll need someone with me so i can demonstrate the product.  anybody fancy putting themselves forward? 
i promise my hands won't shake.
much.