eagle eye

"anything that is of value in life, only multiplies when it is given..."

tell me that again...

what about health, then, smart alec?  
that's of high value, but i'm not giving that away.
i don't mind sharing my bad health, though.
if i sneeze on you, my germs will probably multiply and you'll get the cold, or swine flu, which does seem
some compensation for my suffering.

i suppose the quote is saying that if we love one another, the lurv will multiply and the world will be full of it.
but if i see two soppy people pawing each other in between mouthfuls of big mac, it puts me right off, i'm telling you.

so mister deepak chopra, or whatever your name is, try again, will you?

next!

i'm still building up my library of teach yourself books.
thanks for recent contributions, which i have now acquired.
but i now have a whole new shelf to fill, so ...

i wondered about...
teach yourself COMMUNICATING WITH FISH - imagine the look on your goldfish's face when you tell it you're just off out to the shops; and imagine the look on yours when it says bring me a mars bar, i'm sick to death of f%^&* ing flakes

teach yourself STOMACH PUMPING - forget dieting, just clear your tubes out once a week: be a great way to break the ice at parties too.

anyway, i'll keep scouring the bookshops, but if you have any more titles for my list, please just let me know.

ta ta!

if i turn my watch back an hour, i should be able to catch that programme i missed.

why do some people use the term 'old bat' - i never saw my grandma hanging upside down in a cave.

the mens champion at wimbledon will win a load of money - which may mean a murray mint... ha ha.
(sorry, that was a night joke, not a night thought)

if i placed my sculpture of a hare on top of my cupboard, would that make it a harey chest.

why have i got a clock on the bedside table?  i'm asleep, aren't i?